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<i>♪ MTV ♪</i>

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[both chuckling]

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<i>[bluesy rock music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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I'm gonna head to the barber
to get my ears lowered,

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so I need you boys to sign
for a couple two packages

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I got comin' from the Amazon.

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[chuckles]
Package.

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[both chuckling]

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They're a birthday present
for Marcie

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and my new hearing aid.

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That one's real important now

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because I can't hear nothing
without it.

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Uh, did you hear me
when I called you a butthole?

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Well, you're welcome.

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I knew I could count on you.

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[laughs]

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What are we supposed to do
with these things again?

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Uh...

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maybe we'll remember
if we open 'em.

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[grunts]

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It's, like, some kind of earbud
that sucks.

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Let's throw them
in the garbage.

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It's the least we can do.

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Just gonna open this here.

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Whoa.
Look, Beavis.

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Yeah, yeah.
It's amazing.

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Let's break it.
[chuckles]

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Yeah, break it.

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There'll be glass everywhere.

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- Beavis, wait.
- Huh?

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Yes, we could smash
this crystal thingy

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in the street,

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and yes, it would be cool,

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but we can do better than that,
and we must.

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Let's throw it off the roof.

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[both laugh]
- Yeah. Yeah.

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<i>Jesus Christ</i> <i>
of the Lord God on high,</i>

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<i>thank you for making me</i> <i>
Post Malone.</i>

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<i>[chuckles]</i>

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Thank you for making me rich
and have lots of chicks too.

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<i>[chuckling]</i> <i>
Amen.</i>

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<i>[chuckling]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>Whoa, oh, he doesn't have</i> <i>
any armor on his schlong.</i>

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<i>It's just wide open,</i> <i>
and his testes too.</i>

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<i>Boy, he just doesn't care</i> <i>
about his wiener.</i>

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<i>[chuckling]</i>

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Yeah, yeah,
an evil rises in Mordor,

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but Post Malone shall not wear
any armor on his schlong!

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♪ Even when I tried ♪

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You don't believe it ♪</i>

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<i>Oh, check it out, Butt-Head,</i> <i>
she doesn't have a mouth.</i>

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<i>[chuckles]</i> <i>
Yeah.</i>

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<i>He finally found a chick</i>

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<i>who can't tell him</i> <i>
his music sucks.</i>

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Shut up, Butt-Head.
I kind of like it.

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<i>He's just kind of lazy.</i> <i>
[chuckles]</i>

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[humming melody]

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♪ I don't believe it ♪

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>- Yeah, he looks lazy.</i> <i>
- Yeah, that's cool.</i>

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<i>[chuckles]</i>

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<i>♪ So I don't</i> <i>
take the blame ♪</i>

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<i>Is he chewing tobacco?</i> <i>
[chuckles]</i>

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<i>No, he's got, like,</i> <i>
a bunch of tattoos</i>

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<i>on the inside of his mouth,</i>

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<i>and they make his cheeks</i> <i>
all puffy.</i>

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<i>[chuckles]</i> <i>
- Yeah, he looks cool.</i>

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<i>[chuckles]</i> <i>
- Whoa.</i>

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<i>She grew her on noose</i> <i>
so she could kill herself</i>

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'cause he sucks.
- Shut up, Butt-Head.

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[chuckles]
This kicks ass.

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<i>[chuckles]</i> <i>
- Well, the noose didn't work.</i>

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<i>I guess</i> <i>
I'd better drown myself.</i>

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<i>Shut up, Butt-Head.</i>

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<i>She just needs to go wash</i> <i>
her hair for Post Malone,</i>

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<i>you know, 'cause people</i> <i>
keep stepping on it.</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Come on, butthole.
Hurry up.

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I don't know, Butt-Head.

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I'm kind of afraid of heights.

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Quit being such a wuss, Beavis.

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Come on.
[chuckles]

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Okay.

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[laughs]

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Don't look down.

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Whoa.
Whoa, that's a long ways.

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Hurry the hell up, buttwipe.

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[grunting]

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[panting]

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Oh, boy.

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Uh, where's the bowl?

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Um, it was, like, too hard
to climb

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and bring it up here
at the same time,

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so I decided to climb first

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and then bring it up here.

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You know what I'm saying?
- Damn it, Beavis.

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The bowl was the whole reason
I came up here.

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Now get down there and get it.

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I don't know, Butt-Head.

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It's kind of scary to try--

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Aah!

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Uh, hmm.

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How are we gonna get down,
Butt-Head?

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[both laugh]

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Get down.
[laughs]

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Oh, boy.
[both chuckle]

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Uh, someone's gotta put
the ladder back up,

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so, Beavis, you're gonna have
to jump off the roof.

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[laughs]

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I don't know, Butt-Head.

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We're kind of really far
off the ground.

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Uh, I don't care.

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Maybe you could jump.

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Okay, I've got an idea, Beavis.

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If you take,
like, a running start,

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you can jump into that tree
and climb down.

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That looks
kind of far though.

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You can do it, Beavis.

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I believe in you.
[laughs]

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So hurry up, nutsack.

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Uh, well, I'm--oh, boy.

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I guess I could give it a try.

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I don't know, Butt-Head.

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Run as fast as you can, Beavis.

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Okay, here goes.
[laughs]

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Don't look down.
[chuckles]

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Aah!

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Butt-Head, help!

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Uh, help you jump down?

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No.
No, no!

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[grunts]
No, no!

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Aah!
I don't wanna fall!

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Ow! That hurt.
- Grow up, Beavis.

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Aah! No!

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Everything isn't
always about you.

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Aah!
Ow.

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[groans]
Ow.

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It's okay.
It's okay.

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I'm all right.

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I don't wanna be late
for kindergarten.

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Circle time sucks.

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[chuckles]
Whoa.

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Whoa, that's a cool bowl.

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Never seen anything
like that before.

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Wow.
I'll be damned.

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Get the ladder, Beavis.

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Oh, hey.
Who are you?

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I'm Butt-Head, assface.

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Um, which one of those
is your name

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and which one
is what you're calling me?

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Just get the ladder, dumbass.

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What's a ladder?

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It's that thing over there
that's a ladder.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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Thanks, assface.

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Yeah, here it is. Yeah.

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Now put it against the house
so I can climb down.

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Okay.
Okay, here we go, yeah.

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[grunts]

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[glass shatters]

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[ladder clangs]

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Finally, butthole.

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Oh, hey, assface.

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[laughs]
How's it going?

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You dumbass.
What are you doing up here?

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I climbed up this thing.

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It's called a ladder.
[chuckles]

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Wait a second.
It was just there.

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Uh...
[laughs]

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[sighs]
Dangnabbit.

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My packages didn't come.

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Now I don't have
my GD hearing aid.

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I can't hear a goddamn thing.

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Uh, help?
[laughs]

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Yeah, old guy!
Help us, yeah.

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- Hey.
- It looks like I forgot to...

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- Old guy!
- Put this ladder in the shed.

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- Old man.
- That's a whoopsie-daisy.

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Uh, hey, old guy!
Get us down from here!

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- Help.
- There we go.

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Look up, dumbass.

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Like, help!

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Help or something!
- Oh.

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Marie's birthday present
came at least.

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Nice of them
to deliver it back here

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where the thieves won't get it.

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both: Hey.
- Hey, hey.

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Old guy.

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Uh, old guy?
[laughs]

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Are we gonna be up here
forever, Butt-Head?

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Uh, I don't know.

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Yeah, it's pretty cool, yeah.

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The moon sucks.
[laughs]

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It sure does, yeah.
[chuckles]